I am sexually frustrated and want a cigarette. And some bud.
I failed you. I’m sorry. I’m terrible boyfriend…
Who you talking to like you want to fight? Matter of fact come over so I can take a bite. Looks like you are a Britney wannabe. Cause oops you did it again, can’t you see? Lyrically I’m gifted , all my words come out diamonds unsifted. You lay on my bed and call me daddy. Like them lames on call of duty, ya just a baddy. Looks like it’s batter up for you. Let’s just hope you don’t screw…. Up all over again. By challenging those who never begin… To fight fairly it’s the best choice. The only thing ya get squarely is the tone in my voice. now I’m done with insulting and dismissing. Come lay in my bed and get this caressing. You best bet if ya rub it enough you’ll get a blessing. Thick and white just like ranch dressing. So the next time ya open your mouth. Make sure ya heads gone down South.
I love you babe lol. :] raPping on swype is hard! Lol
Now I’ll give you one thing, boy, you got a way with words, but the way you use your English ain’t nothing but absurd. You might wanna reword- I don’t know if you heard, but I’m comin’ up and your time in the game has been deterred. Before you try to teach you gotta be the one to learn, cause…
I wrote a rap last night. Legit. xD
Take a moment to look at what your typing. You spend a lotta time hyping. Without the destruction of others. Ya like a thousand others. You commit suicide with each line. I’ma do this for the thousandth time. A complete massacre of words. Coming atcha like a hundred birds. Hungry and lookin for a spot to peck. Leave you on the ground a dead ass wreck. So before you pick up the desire to grab a mic. Sit down with me and I’ll show you what it’s like.
Only decent part in it:
Bet you’ve never been dissed by a faggot like this
but if I were you l’d sit still, ‘cause you’re about to be pissed… on
Oh look at me pull a Kim, I’m burnin’ bitches on a whim,
tryna grow to be like Slim
Ha. Yeah. Like that one’s gonna happen
‘cause Shady is banging, and I’m only tappin’.
Like really, am I even rapping?
Ima start my rap career, guise. You saw if first.
DJ Stoned.
lol.
whatever.
![This is coming for you Dylan…. >=]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo4k8hqDTM1qh262so1_500.jpg)
Rest in peace, grampa. I love you so much.
This is the greatest man in the world. Know why? BEcause he made my perfect fucking boyfriend the way he is.
Real Pokeball Types 2 by Barry Wazzy
Barry Wazzy is back with another collection of real life Pokeballs thanks to his Photoshop skills. Harry Potter, The Dark Knight and Dragon Ball Z hit the Pokemon battlefield in this powerful set!
(via justinrampage)
